fastingfromsexforoneyear

I was at the grocery store waiting in the checkout line with my darling child.  I was excited to go home and I was nervous about an upcoming glamour competition I would be competing in.  My darling child suddenly screams at the top of his lungs with glee ” Mom I see it”  I see mommy your tummy! At the time my stomach was protruding out seeing i had just chugged a cup off coffee and downed some pizza.  I quickly hush him but he continues.  Mommy You have baby in tummy I see now! I realized than I shouldn’t be in a glamour competition if my own child thought I was fat. In case your wondering no I am not pregnant.